what doesn’t kill you leaves you lying awake at 2am wishing it had

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3 days ago 333220 ♥
This is sweet

This is sweet

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2 weeks ago 45648 ♥

allykay1508:

dubsexplicit:

wet—kitty:

no one will ever understand the deep fucking connection I have with this film

For real though

WHAT MOVIE IS IT

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3 weeks ago 386566 ♥
ballerinaproblems:

Submitted by horanyforhugs.

Or sneak in the house and have your knees crack the whole way up the stairs

ballerinaproblems:

Submitted by horanyforhugs.

Or sneak in the house and have your knees crack the whole way up the stairs

3 weeks ago 61 ♥
ballerinaproblems:

Submitted by jim-moriarty-consulting-criminal.

Grinds my gears!!!!

ballerinaproblems:

Submitted by jim-moriarty-consulting-criminal.

Grinds my gears!!!!

3 weeks ago 198 ♥

collegehumor:

I always knew that The Breakfast Club was missing a certain something, I just didn’t know it was Judd Nelson asking Bane if he still had his V-card. 

Pistolshrimps has thrown Batman and his nemesis Bane into other movies and 10 Things I Hate About You is that much better because of it. 

❤️❤️

3 weeks ago 540 ♥

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4 weeks ago 80799 ♥
1 month ago 570701 ♥
(I work the floor at an independently-owned menswear store. The owner, my boss, spends a lot of time at the shop, and tries to keep prices as low as possible to help our city’s large homeless population get good job interview clothes. A clearly homeless man is wandering around the store. The other patrons are giving him looks.)
Customer: “Excuse me, sir?”
Me: “Yes, ma’am?”
Customer: “I think you may want to call security. That… bum over there, he keeps feeling the suits and muttering to himself. I’m just sure he’s planning to steal one.”
Me: “Well, ma’am, I think that’s quite unlikely.”
Customer: “Oh, come on, you know how they are! I mean, I’d keep an eye on him even if he wasn’t homeless!”
(The homeless man in question happens to be Hispanic.)
Me: “We don’t discriminate here, ma’am.”
Customer: “Well, I’m sure the owner would want to hear about this!”
(I give in and call him over. The customer explains her concerns. As a black man, my boss isn’t happy with her racism, but agrees to talk to the homeless man.)
Owner: “Excuse me, sir, are you finding what you need?”
Homeless Man: “Back before I lost my job, I used to be really into this stuff. I’m not looking for anything fancy, just something I can use to look good for a job interview later today.”
(My boss helps him find something he likes, and comes to the counter with him. The suit is priced at $87.)
Homeless Man: *digging in his pockets* “Hang on, I think I’ve got enough.”
Owner: *to me* “Take my card. I’m buying it for him.” *to the homeless man* “Here. The suit’s yours, on one condition. After your interview today, you come back and apply for a job here too. Got it?”
Homeless Man: “I… oh my God, thank you. Thank you so much.”
(Two years later, that formerly-homeless man is my manager, and has a little girl with his new wife—the owner’s sister.)
1 month ago 171049 ♥
sexystoner-universe:

awee i love this. how could somebody not blog this xox :)

This makes me wanna cry, so sweet

sexystoner-universe:

awee i love this. how could somebody not blog this xox :)

This makes me wanna cry, so sweet

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1 month ago 256483 ♥

kickthefuckbackk:

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Hahaha ❤️

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1 month ago 216334 ♥
DISNEY YOU SNEAKY BASTARD!!!!

DISNEY YOU SNEAKY BASTARD!!!!

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1 month ago 64 ♥
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

DILDOS

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